bc au kk

a humanstuck au where condy is still in charge of crockercorp. she either has or adopts karkat (probably going with adopts) and he's stuck in this every bustling household full of betty crocker shit that he can hardly stand. he starts dressing to act out against his mother, but in the same instance ends up supporting her (red hair; bc shirt) because part of him expects her to dump him back on social services at the drop of a hat.
dirk and condy are rivals, which pits karkat and dave, as the next generation, unwillingly against each other. this ends up blossoming a mutual "can't stand my parents" friendship (what's more rebellious than that?) that ends up growing into a relationship. uhh there would be obv parental issues that would follow suit uvu they get along really well because their guardians are way too caught up to pay attention to them and they would probably be homeschooled so no social life, either? rich kids with nothing to spend their time or money on uvu

also uh here's the karkat for the thing. idk not much of an alteration to my usual karkat? it's like six thirty am cut a gal some slack akfleja;lkjf;hga

karkat belongs to hussie
art, au and shit all belong to me
bc au informationi'm going to go ahead and post the information for the AU in a text document instead of trying to force it into an artist's comment or a journal!

i'll probably just refer to it as the bc au (betty crocker alternate universe).

Betty Crocker (Her Imperious Condescension; I'll call her Condesce in this as her honest first name.) has two daughters, Meenah Peixes who left on a big long rebellious streak and is now back to learn how to run the company from her mother, and Feferi Peixes who is currently attending college. Their father hasn't been around in years. She adopts a third child, a son, one seventeen year old Karkat Vantas.

Karkat, havin