doomed. Your name is Dave Strider, but you are most commonly referred to as Davesprite. You were once 'another future Dave' and have prototyped yourself, helped your alpha Dave along, and since been liberated, only to find yourself tied down on a battleship for two years of absolute boredom.
You have tried to make the best of a bad situation, as Striders are taught to do. You helped John prank the daylights out of a number of different consorts (mostly the nakodiles; you hold a special grudge to them), you have watched bottom of the barrel movies and you have even broken the heart of one dog tier girl. And yet you still find yourself bored. Waitin